Hello!
So I was having a shitty day… but then I was walking back from Fetish and I saw this stuck to a lamp post…
and I thought DAM RIGHT!
so I went and watched scary movies with a friend. We watched Freddy Kruger – the last one that came out and it was BAD! They didn’t even kill everyone with blond hair! It was so ungorry it was a disgrace to the genre! This bit was good but…
I would be frightened if Freddy came for me while I was sitting in the bath tub! Brings new meeting to the term “golden shower”.
Anywaaaaay, thanks to the lovely people who sent me a message cheering me up because I wasn’t happy and stuff. I really appreciated them. I was very cheery when they binged thru on my phone so thank you for being lovely.
You all have a brilliant day and I’m going to bed now.
MMWAH!
Lucy
🙂
ps. oow oow I also saw this
CONGRATS to Rachel and everyone who contributed to making the film! Finally a piece of work that is about the reality of sex work, sexuality and disability. It is also refreshingly sex and sex work positive! Do you know how hard it is to find any media that is sex work positive?!
Don’t do it!
Look at that! You’d die! That’s the hand grip thingy on the bus seats. People actually touch that! They had to have – look how aaauuuurck it is!
So don’t have sex on a bus. Stick to trains, planes and automobiles.
Stay safe and stay healthy people. Practice niiiice cleeeeean sex hahaa.
Lucy
🙂
Ok I am now going to tell you about something personal… shite one sec I need to do something first….
Ok I back! SHAZAM!
So I have a male in my life. There has been pressure applied by the boy and others for me to give up the sex industry for him. I keep explaining to him that running away to the country or suburbia is not an option because he doesn’t work so I have to support us both as a sex worker so I have to live in the City. He refuses to move in with me in the City but, so he is to remain at home with mum and dad until I can work out some way for us both to be together and live happily ever after.
I love him to bits. I can’t believe I have to go days and days without seeing him. It literally feels like my heart is being ripped out via my throat and reimplanted via my butt hole. I can’t stand not hugging him and having him in my bed making me feel warm and loved every night. I miss him looking at me, smiling at me and loving me. I miss cooking for him every day, I miss shopping for him, I miss cleaning for him, I miss cutting his hair, I miss watching TV with him with his head firmly nuzzled in my lap. I just love him so so much.
I think he is about the hottest little beast I have EVER laid eyes on and certainly the best male I’ve ever had in my bed. I love him so much and I’m so proud of him, I’m going to show you a picture. Wanna see the man who has finally captured my soul?
HOW CUTE IS HE?!?!
His name is Chumpy and I adore him 🙂
He’s little and cute and furry and he has little feet that do this little feet walking thing and he has little ears that do this waggy ear thing. He is sooooo yummiferous I can’t wait for my access days (he is living with my mum because he can’t live where I do now).
Ok end of procrastination time – I have 4 uni assessments due tomorrow and I still haven’t started a single one. Two of them are now 3 weeks overdue lol. Hmmm I do know what one of them is about but… the other 3 not so much.
Faarck!
Try and find someone to love and squish today people’s!
Lucy
🙂
ps. ok who fell for it? Who thought I was serious hahahahaaa? DERRRR! hahahahaa
oh and sorry for the whole lay out of my blog – it appears WordPress has put an upgrade on their software so now if I insert a pic, it pushes all the text up next to it rather than underneath where I initially format it to be. Only option is to center the whole entry which looks shit or have it like the blog above which surprisingly also looks like shit. THANKS WORDPRESS! NOT!!
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Hello!
Wait, wait, I need to get something….
Ok back
I hope you’re all smiling 🙂
As per usual I’m being slack. I’ve been hectic so haven’t been writing anything. One sec I give you another pic to keep you interested ….
Look I'm not in black AGAIN! People will think I've gone all GFE like! Perish the thought!
I’ve only got a few minutes because I have to run away and catch up with one of my favoritest woman of ALL time. She trained me as a Mistress and she’s about the most hilarious, scariest people I know lol. I’m always waiting for her to jump on me or stick me in a head lock and take me on a tour of her bagina hahahaa. She’s about to go back to Eastern Europe and I REALLY want to go with her, but I have stink bug uni 😦
So catching up… ummm… oh first thing I should say is I’m as gooorgeous as ever BWAHAHAHAA!
Ok on a serious note…. hmmm sorry don’t have serious in me tonight! ROFL!
Let’s do pics instead that I haven’t put up for you because I’ve been a busy bee:
I made this trifle because I’m looking for the ultimate in sploshing food. I’ve never done sploshing before (if you don’t include food used when doing foot worshipping), but I am convinced it will be AMAZING so I’m forever looking for the ultimate delight. Here’s the thing… by the time you eat the test splosh food, you’re cured of it. Yup, after eating that entire bowl of trifle in one night, I doubt I’ll ever be able to sit in a bowl of trifle and wiggle around in it again!
Silly string fire works!
I took this pic for you guys because I adore bad pictures of fire works. Personally I’m not a fan of them in real life (people who’ve never done love, don’t find anything appealing about them. They’re a luxury for normal people), however I LOVE bad pictures of them because they look like silly string which is one of my favorite things in life.
This is my new tool belt! Look it fits EVERYTHING! well it fits at least 8 different adventures at once anyway. I do some volunteer work for an org that is about to move so they were cleaning out a store room. One of the people who works there who knows what I do, decided I needed a tool belt so I scored!! Ok ok boring I know so I’ll give you a cool picture of it…
kekeeehehehee look it's my bagina!
Sorry to the poor boy I made sit there and tell me how builders wear their tool belts so I could get “the look” right 😉 Hmm he didn’t even get scared. Takes a lot to scare a boy these days. I wonder if men fully expect to see whacky stuff when they visit a hooker these days so nothing phases them. It’s not as much fun if people don’t twitch in fright at the freak show 😦
Ok ok I REALLY have to go now. You all take care, you all keep smiling, you all be fantastic! Oh and I promise next time I’ll write a serious blog!
Lucy
🙂
ps. does anyone have any words of advice for people who copy blogs and other things? Is it better to ignore copy cats? They’re copying my mannerisms, my everything basically. Grrrrr THINK FOR YOURSELVES PEOPLE!
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NEEEEEEED THEM!
Aaargh I hate my life! I’m not married to a plastic surgeon so I don’t have access to free botox, access to a prescription pad to feed my worried well valium habit AND I DON’T OWN A PAIR OF CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN SHOES!
fruck
AND I NEEEEEED this dress to go with my pwetty shoes….
AND I NEEEEED this lingerie to complete my sex fueled crazed porn picture going on in my head!
Right now I’m going for a walk to be depressed and to pay my bloody bills
😦
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Hmmm minds out of the gutter please … yes I saw the cogs turning and you were thinking this was going to be a blog about gorgeous ladies playing with pink princess vibrators! Nooooope …..
I know, I know I’m making all these whore power blogs (and I use the term “whore” in the kick butt reclaimed way), BUT sex workers are kind of super impressive at the moment, so you’ll all just have to put up with me going WOOHOOOOO WHORE POWER for a minute (and if you’re NOT a sex worker and call a sex worker a “whore”… noooot a good idea).
So my latest bit of VERY exciting news is that some ladies have come together to do some fund-raising for people in the QLD Floods.
Miss Spicy Cayenne, Kelly Raines and Miss Winter ….
From 20th – 31st January, they will be donating 20% of earnings from their appointments to the people hit by the floods.
You (adventure buddy)Â have a choice to donate directly and have the receipt under your name, or if you need discretion, then they will be happy to do it on your behalf using any name or username you like.
People really need you. It’ll make you feel all sqoodgie jelly on the inside too 🙂
http://floodappeal.gofundraise.com.au/cayenne
Now I know all of you gents are bursting at your seams to join the ladies (and if you’re super lucky, they may even use their special pink princess vibrators on you!!), so I’m going to be helpful and give you their links 🙂
Miss Kelly Raines is also running another funny, cool promotion on Sensualdownunder. For more information on what Miss Kelly is doing, please have a look around the SDU site, or you could call or pop her an email.
Anyhoooo, these ladies are dedicated and on a mission… it’s always exciting when a girl is on a mission! yup
I know when someone brings me a box of ink cartridges to help me with Uni it makes me REALLY smiley happy and I am extra specially lovely. Imagine how happy you’re going to make these three gorgeous woman feel if you do something from the heart like donating to something that is so important?!      MAJOR BROWNIE POINTS!
Go on quick quick, check their links and make a booking.
Ladies you’re the best 🙂
Lucy
🙂
ps. and yup I’ll be doing something when I know when something is happening … or not hahahaaa. I will keep everyone posted on the ladies progress 🙂
go on, hurry up….
quick quick!
heheheee
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Hello especially to all the sex workers and sex worker activists of NSW out there 😉
I have news! This should be exciting news to anyone who has been lobbying, working and fighting for SWOP’s devolution from ACON.
For anyone who doesn’t know, SWOP (Sex Workers Outreach Project) is a branch of ACON.
Finalllllllly the gay community has stepped in and is calling for ACON’s funding to be taken back and handled by NSW Health. If we are REALLY lucky, maybe the media article below will FINALLY give ACON the wake up call they need. I don’t think they’ll change their service immediately because I don’t think they think there is a problem. Of course NSW Health won’t take back the funding, but with more people now joining the fight who don’t rant like I do (lol), maybe, just maybe this year will be a new and exciting year for NSW’s sex worker organisation.
ACON / SWOP WELCOME TO THE DAYS OF ACCOUNTABILITY!
Row over HIV health cash
Eamonn Duff
January 16, 2011
Gary Burns.
A BITTER row has erupted in Sydney’s gay community after a group of prominent activists accused the state’s leading homosexual health service of squandering millions of dollars in taxpayers’ money.
Gay rights campaigner Gary Burns, HIV lobbyist Shayne Chester and journalist Peter Hackney have demanded the state government “demolish” ACON, formerly known as the AIDS Council of NSW.
The trio alleged the service, which specialises in HIV prevention, care and support, received $12.6 million in government funding last year but spent only $800,000 on programs and services. In a scathing attack, the group dubbed the organisation a “gravy train” and called on Premier Kristina Keneally to hand back ACON’s work to NSW Health.
Nicolas Parkhill.
“ACON holds nebulous conferences, seminars, workshops, initiatives, meetings, information sessions and awards nights with disturbing regularity,” Mr Hackney said.
“They are all catered for, with smoked salmon, ham and avocado, freshly squeezed orange juice and even champagne – and we all know who’s paying for it.”
Mr Chester said NSW had had high rates of HIV infection for more than a decade, and this was compounded by an increase in unprotected casual sex among gay men.
“Why is this happening?” he asked. “Because ACON, which is chartered with HIV education and prevention, is failing us.”
ACON’s annual report for last year shows it spent about 60 per cent of its budget on salaries and a further $882,000 on administrative costs. An additional $500,000 was spent on “travel and representation”.
ACON chief executive Nicolas Parkhill defended his organisation and called the activist group members “three serial complainants who sit on the fringes of the gay community blowing their own trumpet”.
“ACON employs 115 staff to deliver programs and services across NSW and benchmarks its salaries against similar organisations,” he said.
“We’re also a pioneer of programs addressing broader health issues, such as mental health and drug and alcohol issues, which can impact on vulnerability to HIV.”
In NSW cases involving HIV infection peaked in the mid-1980s, with 1636 diagnoses reported in 1987. Since then rates have dropped dramatically, with 327 new cases recorded in 2009, although that is a slight increase from 323 in 2008.
A NSW Health spokeswoman said the government had been involved with ACON since 1985. “Their work has contributed to these improved outcomes,” she said.
She said ACON had consistently met its annual financial and performance requirements and would receive a further $9.7 million in the coming year to provide services priority groups including gay men, sex workers, Aboriginal communities and people living with HIV.
http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/row-over-hiv-health-cash-20110115-19rvu.html
Let’s see you dismiss them – oh and just a hint… you’ll have to do better than they’re a bunch of lone fringe dwellers, although I know it’s the standard line used on sex workers all the time!
Lucy
🙂
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Hi everyone!
I just wanted to pop up a blog about Brisbane. Having just moved back from there (and no I wasn’t a fan due to lack of cake shops although Brisbane men are EXCEPTIONAL in the true adventure department), I can tell you things are VERY bad for many workers.
Lots of the ladies in Brisbane do the regional touring thing that you don’t get so much of in NSW. All of the towns they tour to are underwater. Many of the ladies home base is also in an area which is either flooded or is about to be flooded. Here’s a list:
My unit where I was staying will be under water. Fortunately there are no cake shops in Brisbane because then they’d be flooded too!
The Brisbane workers will now be doing it VERY hard because the rain has lasted for months. The Brisbane boys will also be doing it hard because all the tradies, truck drivers (HUGE shout out to Barny Rubble 😉 ), people who grow stuff and all the other people who need fine weather to operate will be in big trouble. This comes at the same time as Christmas and school holidays so there are a lot of people in QLD hurting 😦
The problem isn’t going to go away when the floods go away either. Everyone will be scrambling to clean up and make money before they can play in the industry again 😦
If you’re a gent travelling to QLD for work or play, I encourage you to see one of the lovely ladies in QLD. I’ve met a whole bunch of them and although they thought I was super strange (I do weird stuff to men that isn’t quite done yet in QLD hehehee), I felt nothing but welcomed by all of them and can vouch for the fact they are waaaay more attractive than me (they’ve all got perfect hair and nails and clothes and hardly any of them smoke!) oh and friendlier than me (again with the not doing the tying up of boys like I do!).
I read on the forums that it’s no good punting in QLD because of the laws around needing to use a prophylactic when engaging in any activity where bodily fluid can be exchanged. I can honestly tell you that when I worked in Brisbane for 9 months I had an absolute BALL! Everyday I did something new and different and it was an absolute hoot and I learnt new and exciting ways to do things to abide by the law and yet get around the law. If the only reason you don’t punt in QLD is because of the condom, dental dam thing, then you’re nuts! There’s more to awesome sex than being concerned over the need for safer sex practices and if that’s what you’re fixated on, then you’re doing it wrong…Â Â helloooooo naked woman, wanting to put your penis in their mouth and gobble on it, before the fuck you senseless… does it REALLY matter there is a condom involved?!?!
So to all you travelling lads…. GO GET LAID by a beautiful woman!! And do you know what will be even better?!? Work will be slow so they will be super horny and will super duper want to bonk you!!!
QLD sex workers need you like they never have before. I strongly urge anyone that can support QLD sex workers to do what they can!
Have an awesome day and my bestest, happiest thoughts are with the ladies and gents of QLD.
Lucy
🙂
ps. if any ladies would like to come to Sydney on tour, let me know and I can help you find lovely accommodation and will help out where I can as I’m sure all the good souls of Sydney will. Sydney men are wonderful – I adore all of my clients and I’m sure you will too if you come to say howdy and escape for a little while 🙂
psagain. and if any of my Sydney clients choose to see a QLD lady when on tour… I’ll lecture you for cheating on me 😉 HAHAHAAA just jokes lovely boys 🙂
psagainandagain. to any lady who has a friend or knows someone who works in QLD, the ladies could do with an email or phone call to let them know you’re thinking about them and for a bitch, groan, debrief and a laugh.
pssome more. oops sorry I forgot to help you lads find the yummiest ladies around QLD town…..
http://www.australian-babe.com/home (I met most of the QLD ladies off AB and can verify they thought I was strange which means you’ll have an awesome time lol and that they all look perfect with not a hair out of place)
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So I haven’t blogged for a while again 😦 I seem to switch between being focused on websites then back to blog, then back to website and around and around we go.
So for the website update… I’ve hmmm oh the gallery! I’ve got a members area on my website and I’ve got a few members galleries. Most of them are super boring, however I have one called Adventure of the Day and I’m trying to remember to load a picture into it every … well just every. If you’re a member of my site, you can have a wee perv here . If you’re not a member, you won’t be able to see it! Ooooooh noooooooo! You’ll have to join 🙂
For a sneaky weasel preview but….
mmmmm new latex pants yummy
Ooow ooow or for a bit of porn….
... sorrrry no porn.. that's way to rude for you lot!
Anyhoo there is a bunch of junk in that there trunk, so if vaguely curious, I’m trying to keep it updated for you 🙂
Ooow and I’ve also actually been loading stuff into my calendar which can be found here . That’s Decembers calendar so not sure what happens when my website ticks over to January, but I’m sure you won’t be to lost for to long 😉
Hmm and other stuff that I forget. I made that Adventure for Today gallery and went into the back end of the site to do it, but it had all of these buttons to push that I’d never pushed before so it was like wet paint and I pushed them all. I now have all of these ratings, leave comments etc options on the gallery. It looks ugly, I am sorry, but the buttons have disappeared somehow so I can’t get rid of it!! You’re all just going to have to forgive me 🙂
Anyhooo that’s all very boring. Now to the good stuff!… Hmm naaah I’ll write a seperate blog for the good stuff.
Hope you’re all doing well and are happy little space cadets like meeeeee 🙂 That’s right folks, it’s the fake it ’til you make it month 😉
Lucy
🙂
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Hello all!
Well it’s 3.30am and I STILL CAN’T SLEEP! Sooo I thought I should give you all a Ginger Minja update. Yerrrs that’s right I decided on a name and thank you to all the lovely boys who made suggestions. I chose that one because it sounded all ninja and scary dangerous like a super villain bagina. I was going to call it Saffron Patch after the boy who asked me to farm it, but he’s disappeared (how rude!).
So to the adventures of the Ginger Minja!…
Well Ginger was getting a little wild and messy looking a.k.a UGLY. So I consulted the boy who asked me to grow it and he agreed slight pruning and a general spruce up would be acceptable to a red hair fetish boy. With an agreed upon course of action I went to fussy up my bagina.
Off to the beautician.. I always go to the Asian places for waxing and manicures/pedicures because I think they’re gorgeous and funny and I like to support their businesses.
Into the room and off with the pants and knickers and up onto the table. I had a pretty full on disagreement with the lady because she believed just having a prune was unacceptable and I should walk away with no fur at all, but she was prepared to give me a landing strip. I told her to leave the fur alone on the top and just take it off the sides where the naughty gash bit is (aargh can’t believe I referred to my bagina as a gash). After 10 minutes of fighting, she agreed to leave the fur alone and only take off the gash bits (gash again!).
Things progress nicely with the appropriate pain in the appropriate places. She has the shits with me because I won’t let her take it all off and is giving me the sulking silent treatment. Now it’s not a good idea to have a Vietnamese woman armed and dangerous inflicting pain on you so I tried to make friends. I told her I agreed no fur is the optimum result for bagina’s BUT that I had a husband who thinks red hair on a bagina is lovely so I decided to give him a furry bagina as a Christmas present and if I didn’t spend money on a present for him, then he’d have more money to spend on a diamond for me! She stopped mid rip of the wax and looked at me like I was a moron. It took me 5 whole minutes to convince her that a furry red bagina was a good gift to give husbands but she bought it eventually – then she thought I was a spastic and paid out on me for the rest of the time.
Next thing I know she has plastered my bagina where I told her not to with WAX! I jumped up and she said “noooo you stay you stay I fix husbands present”. Then RIIIIIIIP RIIIIIIIIP she did it! She wrecked the Ginger Minja!
sorry for the blur but it's to rude!
So this is the current state of the Ninja Minja 😦 wrecked 😦 but I’m keeping it because boys think it’s cute still 😉
She then told me to have a look and raved about how awesome it looked and how my husband is going to buy me a HUGE diamond for it. Doubt it… I was glad I told her a lie at this stage whereas before I was feeling guilty – what was I suppose to say “I’m a hooker and there’s a pube fantasy for boys who like redheads so I need to just take a bit off the edges of the pubes for them”? Noooo I don’t think so! So I lied and told her it was for my husband (which I don’t technically have).
Then she went to work on my eyebrows. While doing my eyebrows we bitched about her husband and discussed the years of training she had put into him to make him the outstanding man he is today (he doesn’t buy her diamonds but). Then we discussed her kids (she has a 15 year old teenage girl who refuses to come out of her room or talk to her so she’s really worried – I told her teenagers are revolting and her behavior indicates she is a normal well adjusted teenager exhibiting typical adolescent behavior). Then we talked about my husband and I talked about how annoying he is and how he better be grateful for my fur patch.
Next thing I know she grabs my hand and pulls my arm up above my head. I thought she was going to give me a hand massage because she normally does that. Next thing I know she’s smearing wax under my arm pit. I screamed (literally) “noooooo no extras” and she said “no extra it’s free. I show you how good it looks”. Well to late now I thought and let her continue her incessant smearing.
Wax for maximum pain
Next thing I know she rips the wax off with glee and then shoves the ripped off wax in my face to show me how much she got out. Greeeeeat I thought… I’ve just discovered new realms of pain so this chick can bask in the glory! I asked her if she ever considered being a Mistress now I felt we were bonded over pain so didn’t mind coming out of the closet as a hooker. She said “noooo I have husband”. Hmmm language barrier I read about on forums – what do the boys do?… hmmm ignore it, so I did.
assorted evil paraphernalia - no Vietnamese Mistress should go to work without it!
Next thing she asks me if I want the other arm done. Well of course I do or I’ll walk around lop sided! So she waxes it, showing me the wax with each rip. Great.
Then it was all done. Getting your under arms waxed isn’t so bad – it hurts exactly the same amount as getting your bagina waxed. Strangely though it doesn’t feel as good – misplaced pain is strange and not as satisfying.
I then go to pay and I’m told I have to pay for the under arm wax. When I said to the woman “she said it wasn’t an extra and was free!”. I was told no, not free, I pay now. I asked to speak to the Mamasan because I wanted to discuss the concept of extras, how and when they should be negotiated, but she looked at me like I was a goose, so no I couldn’t talk to the Mamasan (works for boys in brothels humph).
So I am quite disgusted with myself. I fell for all the tricks the noob boys do when they visit 12 Bellevue Street and the other establishments! I left with my wallet lighter, the service I received was not what was negotiated, I was charged a ridiculous amount for an extra I was told I would not be charged for. Bloody amateur.
So the Ginger Minja is still in tact, but a shadow of it’s former self 😦 Still my husband will be pleased and I look forward to receiving my HUGE diamond.
Lucy
🙂
ps. this is the evil chaos, havoc, destruction and mess the Ginger Minja left behind – the only real satisfaction I got from the whole experience
ps again. if you have to put a latex catsuit on and spend 4 hours sweating, I DO NOT recommend getting your under arms, legs or bagina waxed before you put latex on … can I here an  OUCHY RASH?!?!?!
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