Lucy Blake's Weblog


here’s to happy
September 27, 2012, 2:36 am
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let’s have happy thoughts we find it



Joke, joke, time for a joke
September 12, 2012, 8:06 pm
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Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, “Notice anything different about me?”

Margaret looked him over. “Nope.”

Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, “Notice anything different NOW?”

Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan, “Bert, what’s different? It’s hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it’ll be hanging down again tomorrow.”

Furious, Bert yelled, “AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT’S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?”

“Nope. Not a clue,” she replied.

“IT’S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT’S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!”

Without missing a beat Margaret replied, “Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat.”

 

AHAHAHAAA NOW DON’T SAY THAT’S NOT FUNNY!

hope everyone’s having a laughy anti crap day ๐Ÿ™‚



Teaching Mistress Sinthia how to blog
August 17, 2012, 5:50 pm
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WOOP WOOOP

Hubba HUBBa

yeerhaaas some more



Teaching Mistress Cherry how to blog
August 17, 2012, 12:46 pm
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Taadaaaa it’s very exciting and stuff

I’m so naughty

 

Taaa daaaaa



Intergalactical Adventuring Wizz Banging Mistress
July 5, 2012, 3:59 am
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Intergalactical Adventuring Wizz Banging Mistress

… and Jedi warrior ๐Ÿ˜‰

… ok so they rejected me… but I would have made a good one … look at those lightsaber’s!

…ok so they were a wee little bit right to reject me

… ok fine shut up

๐Ÿ˜‰

ps. HI LEMMMMIIIIIIIEEEEE ๐Ÿ™‚



First Mistress Photoshoot
June 16, 2012, 4:28 pm
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First Mistress Photoshoot

Well hello there! Long time no speaky!
Had a photoshoot yesterday for the website I’m building for my new self.
Sneak Peak



Over heard in the dungeon #1
January 31, 2012, 12:58 am
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Today was shiny day!

Shiny boobs!

Anyway to the point….

The following is a text message convo I had with someone who’s in love with Lucy/Lux

Dude: HI LUCY I AM ****** FROM AMERICA 47 Y.OLD I WANT TO MARRY YOU IF YOU WANT TEXT ME. ********* THANK YOU

Me: My family will expect a decent dowry. Currently the dowry is 4 camels, 3 goats and 1 pony. My dad likes chickens though, so if u offerย  a chicken dowry, maybe u will win my hand in marriage.

Dude: I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOU ARE REDY TO MEET 4 MARRYING ME. I AM 47 US CITIZEN AND EUROPEAN CITIZEN. I WANT TO FIND NEW LIFE WITH YOU.

Lucy: It will cost you 5 camels, 4 goats, 2 ponies and 200 chickens. You MUST pay my dowry to my father.

Dude: I AM 180 CMย  80 KG WHITE MEN I LOOK YANGER AND DIVORCE WITH 2 KIDS

Lucy: Where’s my dowry? Now u have 2 kids it will cost u 6 camels, 5 goats, 3 ponies and 400 chickens. You must pay before I marry.

Dude: TALK SERIOUS WITH ME! JUST BE WITH ME FOR MARRIAGE AND YOU WORK PROSTITUTE.

Dude: HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO MARRY ME TALK SERIOUS PLEASE

Lucy: 8 camels, 6 goats, 4 ponies and 600 chickens. You must pay before I marry.

Dude: YOU NEED ME TO BE YOUR BOYFRIEND AND HUSBAND I COME TO SEE YOU BEBE

Dude: OK I PAY

Dude: DONT IGNORE LUCY TELL ME HOW MUCH WANT

Me: 11 camels, 9 goats, 7 ponies and 1200 chickens.

Dude: WHAT YOU DO WITH CAMELS AND ANIMALS

Lux: have sex

Dude: YOU STRANGE BEBE KISS BEBE BYE

Manger on shift at dungeon: what are you really going to do with all those animals?

Me: have a BBQ

And who wouldn’t want to marry this fine piece of asssss? It’s SHINY DAY IN THE DUNGEON!