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Today was shiny day!
Anyway to the point….
The following is a text message convo I had with someone who’s in love with Lucy/Lux
Dude: HI LUCY I AM ****** FROM AMERICA 47 Y.OLD I WANT TO MARRY YOU IF YOU WANT TEXT ME. ********* THANK YOU
Me: My family will expect a decent dowry. Currently the dowry is 4 camels, 3 goats and 1 pony. My dad likes chickens though, so if u offer a chicken dowry, maybe u will win my hand in marriage.
Dude: I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOU ARE REDY TO MEET 4 MARRYING ME. I AM 47 US CITIZEN AND EUROPEAN CITIZEN. I WANT TO FIND NEW LIFE WITH YOU.
Lucy: It will cost you 5 camels, 4 goats, 2 ponies and 200 chickens. You MUST pay my dowry to my father.
Dude: I AM 180 CM 80 KG WHITE MEN I LOOK YANGER AND DIVORCE WITH 2 KIDS
Lucy: Where’s my dowry? Now u have 2 kids it will cost u 6 camels, 5 goats, 3 ponies and 400 chickens. You must pay before I marry.
Dude: TALK SERIOUS WITH ME! JUST BE WITH ME FOR MARRIAGE AND YOU WORK PROSTITUTE.
Dude: HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO MARRY ME TALK SERIOUS PLEASE
Lucy: 8 camels, 6 goats, 4 ponies and 600 chickens. You must pay before I marry.
Dude: YOU NEED ME TO BE YOUR BOYFRIEND AND HUSBAND I COME TO SEE YOU BEBE
Dude: OK I PAY
Dude: DONT IGNORE LUCY TELL ME HOW MUCH WANT
Me: 11 camels, 9 goats, 7 ponies and 1200 chickens.
Dude: WHAT YOU DO WITH CAMELS AND ANIMALS
Lux: have sex
Dude: YOU STRANGE BEBE KISS BEBE BYE
Manger on shift at dungeon: what are you really going to do with all those animals?
Me: have a BBQ
And who wouldn’t want to marry this fine piece of asssss? It’s SHINY DAY IN THE DUNGEON!
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