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First day AGAIN at Uni for this little hooker.

Aaaaaaaaaargh!

Hahahaaaa

Ok wait a second and I’ll try and get you a picture so you can sit there oogling that while I rant… one second….

Hmmm I only have ones of me in rubber and corsets and no-one will like that (you’re all so vanilla!), so I won’t put one up. Hmm maybe I will… one sec….

You wear this on the top

and….

this on the bottom

and that will make you feel DYNAMITE!

Ok so to Uni….

AAAARGH everyone in my class is like 12… I think I’m the oldest by at least 15 years and they’re all so eager and fearless and stoopid lol. We start with “now everyone go around the class and say your name, what you do for a living and why you’re doing this course”. ARRRRRRGH! Now what shall I be today? Shall I be a dentist, performing lama trainer or milk venom from deadly insects for a living? Hmm and just by the by… WHO CARES?!?! Sometimes I act like a grown up and if I’m curious what someone does, I ask them! I like to ask people who come for an adventure because the demographics of sex work is pretty interesting when it comes to what a boy does for a job and what kind of sex he’ll like to have.

I’d probably of told them I was a hooker except my mother works with all the lecturers in her job. Can’t have her having that discussion with my school teacher!

Oh OH and I got my student concession card and there were two people who made it for me a guy and a girl and they were like 55+ and the girl said “hmmm I’ve got an itchy nose. Does that mean I’m coming into money?”. Anyone who knows me knows I get an itchy nose when my brain thinks about sex and is a total nightmare when I smell latex condoms (it’s a bad issue to have because I get paranoid people will think I’ve been having a cocaine party and only MY nose was invited 😦 ). When she said her knows was itchy, I had to cross my legs and squeeze my butt cheeks together real tight to stop myself from saying “noooo it just means that dude with the wedding ring sitting next to you is giving off the ‘I want to fuck you vibes’ so it makes your nose itchy”! Someone should do a study on itchy noses and the relative vicinity of men.

I’m doing this subject on attitudes and discrimination and they’re making all these idealistic statements thinking they’re going to change the world by the sheer do gooder energy they give off in the class. Shite that was nasty! Apparently I really don’t like it lol.

Luckily, I had my phooooone so I sat there sexting with some guy in Dubain all whatever it was… lecture maybe?!

My teacher decided 4 hours was to long for people to concentrate so she cut our class down to 2 hours. She then said because we all look pretty smart, it shouldn’t even take 2 hours, it should only take 1 1/4 hours – 1 1/2 hours a week instead. So I have to go allllll the way to Uni (which is far) for a 4 hour lecture that is now 1 1/2 hours.  Still 90 minutes is better than 4 hours so I’m a HAPPY CAMPER!! WOOHOOO! If only it was like punting and they charged by the amount of time in the room. I could have paid my fees upfront AND bought new latex!!

They all sit there complaining in class that life’s not fair and discrimination and blah blah and yet that’s all they do! If you feel something, you should do something. Get off your tookas and go and join an advocacy group or even better … I reckon those dudes who go out on BIG boats into the middle of the ocean getting in the way of whale harpoons have the right idea. They should all go get on a big boat and sit in the middle of the ocean 🙂 yup 🙂   Hmmm and I hope you all get the Get Up emails and you’re all signing the anti whaling campaign petitions just on a side not 😉

Anyway, I better go because I have to go for a walk and stuff.

I hope you’re all doing supremely well, oh and I hope you have an AMAZING day!

Lucy

🙂

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Comment by Annie Trix

As soon as you wrote the word tookas- I knew I had to see you. We’ve not met but I’m angling for my first appmt!

Comment by Optimist92169

Hi Lucy,
Uni! great stuff. is the the path you are taking at uni to go along side an career in welfare. I agree with Lemmie please finish uni. This is from one who left school at the end of year eiqht.Speaking of year eight my two started it this year.Refering to photo’s of black or red they are all the same to me as it is the person wearing them that counts the most.

Kind Regards
Colin

Comment by Colin

OMG Colin! Year 8!! Wow you must be excited! Gawd I’ve known them since they were itty bitty lol.

Thanks for your lovely comments encouraging me to do something the right way for once ie. Uni. It’s strange having people give a shit because it’s not common, but it’s really lovely so I really appreciate it.

You take care lovely man,

Lucy
🙂

Comment by Lucy Blake

Now you keep to those studies! Don’t try and think about whether you want to do it or whether the other people in the class or the lecturers are crap or even if the course is crap – just get the fucking degree. Will it be “worth it” – I don’t know and don’t bother thinking about it. Just put one foot after the other day after day year after year and get to the end without the “whys” or “criticism”.

When you seek to waiver, email me or even phone me for a good talking to! (You have my addresses)

Others look at Lucy and see sex. I look at Lucy and see existing talent and potential and well…yes….sex!

Lemmie (Looking Down at Lucy with a very stern look on his face!)

Comment by Lemmie

Lemmie!

I went all this week and ON TIME too! Can you believe that?! Bet you can’t lol. It’s true but!

Ooow you made me all scared when you looked down at me sternly and talked to me in Mr Serious voice hahaaa. You’re just as lovely and as cool as ever Lemmie 🙂

Lucy
🙂

Comment by Lucy Blake

Lucy, I have 3 comments on your post.

1. I looooooove the photos!

2. Is that why my nose gets itchy when I’m having a massage from my sexy masseuse?

3. Have fun at your classes and you never know, you might just learn something!

Cheers, Ian from Melbourne.

Comment by Ian

Hello Ian!

Thanks so much for your comment – you always comment 🙂 you ROCK!

I’m glad you liked the photo’s. It’s Mardi Gras tomorrow and I am off to do something, so fingey’s crossed I remember to take some more 😉

Haven’t learnt anything yet, but I didn’t pick a course based on being able to learn anything as stupid as that sounds lol. I just picked a course I know I can get thru easy peasy. Maybe that’ll make it easier for me to actually finish one hahahaaa. I have commitment issues….. yup hahahaaa.

Anyway, hope you’re well Ian,

Lucy
🙂

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