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THERE IS A PANTY THIEF ON THE LOOSE! GUARD YOUR BAGINA’S AND KNICKERS WITH YOUR LIVES!
December 15, 2010, 12:49 am
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Yerrs it would appear for the last few days, I’ve completely lost my sense of humor AND a G String – so if you pinched it, return it!

So to deal with issue number 1…

Lost sense of humor

What do you call a crate full of ducks?
A box of quackers!!

What do you call a man with a rabbit up his tooshie?
Warren!!!

Hmmm noooo didn’t work for me either…..

So we turn to Liddle Facts

Did you know a sheep, a duck and a rooster were the first passengers in a hot air balloon?!?!

FANCY THAT!!

Hmmm noooo

So to issue 2….

Lucy Blake’s Missing G String

I’ve looked everywhere for it which leads me to believe there is a panty thief lurking around Sydney stealing slightly moist and therefore slightly scary G Strings! So to all the ladies out there, THERE IS A PANTY THIEF ON THE LOOSE! GUARD YOUR BAGINA’S AND KNICKERS WITH YOUR LIVES! Why guard your bagina’s? Well everyone knows that thieving panties is simply the gateway to stealing bagina’s, like pot is to heroin, like stripping is to prostitution, like alcohol is to prostitution (it’s been a week of interesting media).

So why the missing in action sense of humor? God who cares? I’m over me and it already.

Hope everyone is having a lovely week and I’m sending you my happiest thoughts,

Lucy

🙂

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