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Lucy had a Birthday… I was most terrified to hear someone call me a MILF!
November 28, 2010, 7:00 am
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Hello,

Well I was most terrified to hear someone call me a MILF! It would appear I have crossed over to do the dark side of the industry of being OLD… or a Mother I’d Like To Fuck… even though I’ve never had children. Horrified I am 😦

Want to see what I look like now I’m a MILF?

Lucy Blake Purple Corset 4

My boob looks funny - like a pop up card boob

hang on I find another one…

Lucy Blake Purple Corset 3

Hmm action shot of the moving leg

So what’s happened? Well lots of course! Nothing’s ever straight forward in Lucy Land. My mother sent me a text message on my Birthday saying Happy Birthday! I didn’t think it was appropriate she only sent me a text so I called her. It would appear she hates me. She wouldn’t speak to me when I called and I thought it was because she was busy so I asked her to call me back. It’s now been over two weeks, I’ve sent her loads of text messages and I haven’t heard from her. My mum always calls me and bugs me to go to dinner etc especially around my birthday and nothing but….. silence.

So what can we take from this? Well the only bad thing I do that would make her stop talking to me is the fact she has busted me being a sex worker. In fact, I dare say she’s read my blog. I completely disgust her. Probably make her want to vomit any time she thinks about me. Hell freaks me out writing this blog because she’s probably reading it which will make her projectile vomit green pea soup as her head spins around Poltergeist style (or whatever that movie was). She might even die.

I’m not quite sure the etiquette when you’re family despises you. Am I suppose to call and ask her if she hates me? Or am I suppose to just disappear? It’s all to confusing for me. The rest of my family stopped talking to me at exactly the same time, so I’d be safe in assuming I’m universally hated.

The only other time she ever stopped talking to me was when she busted me being a sex worker when I was 22 and she didn’t speak to me for 3 – 3.5 years. That’s when I was young and dopey so I kind of had a get out of jail free card. Now I’m old and supposedly know better, I’d say forgiveness will take longer than 3.5 years. She’s just learnt how to use a computer and always had an inkeling I was a hooker but could never catch me, so if she Googled, I’m screwed. God the shit I have written on these blogs and the pictures I’ve put up! She’ll also know I’ve been a sex worker since she caught me the last time so I’ve been lying for over 10 years to her.

Bugger. She’s got my Chester and my car. Fruck. I’ll never got my dog back again.

VOMIT

Hmm so now I’m completely alone except my hookery friends. I LOVE my friends 🙂 I went and had dinner with an ex-hooker I miss sooooo much. She’s retired but unlinke most workers when they retire, she’s stayed EXACTLY the same and doesn’t want to never speak to me again because I remind her of stuff, or because I freak her out or disgust her or anything. She’s exactly like she use to be! Makes me love her all that much more. Miss Georgia as always is being gorgeous and looks after me like no-one else has ever tried… I made her rock cakes to have with tea as a thank you…

Rock-Cakes for Miss Georgia

Rock Cakes for Miss Georgia

I’ve also for the first time ever, been speaking to loads of other ladies. Not sure why it’s happened. I went to a conference last week where lots of workers were and I was really scared about going. I had to do a workshop thing and I thought people would throw bricks at me because I was disliked. The workshop was pretty boring (I wasn’t allowed to sing and dance and be a dick and I’m really boring when I’m being civilsed), but no-one threw anything at me! In fact, I had loads of people come up and talk to me like they knew me forever. It was really really lovely! They all read my blog and know of some other things I do, so they do know me I suppose and it was just so amazing. There’s no feeling like it when you’re in a room with a bunch of like minded sex workers who hold the same values and believe in fighting for their rights and others. Sounds wanky, but it really isn’t. It’s amazing. There’s nothing like getting a dose of yummy when you’re being hammered by yucky so much. I find much of what I read around the place pretty depressing these days. I couldn’t be bothered to explain myself anymore, so let them pick I suppose. It’s hardly worth it – well it’s not at all and I suppose that’s why so many workers have disappeared and stick to blogging or saying nothing at all. Shame really.

Hmm what else? Hmm don’t worry about what else. I have heaps of else but I’m in all business mode so I’m not being particularly amusing so I’ll disappear. I’m rushing to try and get 2 hours sleep before I have to go and meet Miss ExHookery which is not how you should write blogs.

Oh, I have put some new pics in my members only gallery on my site. They’re only of me in the purple corset so nothing thrilling. I have to work out how to take more interesting pics. I can’t work out how to make the camera go click without me holding it. Hmm I work that out soon. I’ve just finished one of the sites I had to do, so now I can get back to blogging and building my site 🙂 yeaaay 🙂

Anyhooo bye bye and have a lovely day people’s

Lucy (the unMILF MILF)

🙂

ps. god I hope my mother isn’t reading my blog             the horror of it all

ps. a HUGE shout out to Miss Holly who is having a Birthday today/yesterday. Miss Holly is gorgeous and a kick butt supporter of sex workers. She’s also managed to keep all soft and mooshie and lovely. I admire woman like Miss Holly 🙂 If you know Miss Holly, pop her an email and some smiles because you can never have enough of them on your Birthday 🙂

ps. if anyone knows a link to a plug in for a WordPress site for a good reliable WORKING unbugged out stat counter, can you pop it in an email or the comments section of my blog for me? I will worship you for aaaaaages!!! Yup AAAAAAAAGES 🙂 Oh and if you have a link to a translation button that has Thai, Korean and Chinese you will be SOOOOOOO popular…. if you have one with every Asian language ever spoken… I don’t even have words for the devotion you will get from me! I’ll make you some rock cakes even 😉

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Hi Lucy, sorry for the late reply but i hope you had an excelant birthday. I certainly don’t think you are a MILF. It is only a name/title and someones opion and it only really comes down to what you think of yourself. To me you are an exciteing young woman. Take care.

Comment by legaldude

Dear Lucy
You could , perhaps, consol yourself with the thought that “M” might stand for:
Monarch. You are, after all, the IG Princess.
Mistress. It is mentioned on your website.
Maiden. um..errr…maybe
Magician. You had just pulled what out of where?!?.
Mousecateer Was He dresseb like Donald Duck when He said it?
Melody. Hypnotic, like that song He just can’t get out ofHis head.

So, as you can see, “M does not necessarily stand for Mother. I firmly believe that any or all of these are possible alternatives.

Or perhaps the Guy is just a tool.

PJ

Comment by PJ

HAHAHAHAA PJ you’re a classic! I sat and sat and thought and thunk and I can’t decide which one to be! I wanna be all of them… except the Melody one maybe… sounds like lots of sitting still and being calm would be involved. Makes me sleepy thinking of it and I’m not a fan of wasting time sleeping….

I could be a REAL LIVE MOUSEKETEER! Would you be shocked to know it’s one of the songs I hum when I’m giving head jobs? It’s one of my I’m being busy hum songs.

The person who called me a MILF was another lady and she is an absolute sweetheart so I couldn’t say.. YOU SAID WHAT?!?!?! She’s adorable even 🙂 Boys wouldn’t be brave enough… probably because they hear me humming the mousekateers theme song under my breath all the time 😉

Big hugs for you young man,

OOOOOOOOO even!

Comment by Lucy Blake

Happy (belated) Birthday Lucy! Dont worry about being called a MILF. For me that’s sexier than a VILF….

Comment by Ian

VILF? As in Vagina I’d Like to Fuck?

Yup yup I’m on that wavelength with you… bagina’s taste like slugs and perkins paste… I’d much rather stick to MILFs!

Hope you’re doing well and thanks for popping me a message 🙂 I love you pop me messages 🙂 and I love you love MILFs and not bagina’s

Comment by Lucy Blake

Happy Birthday again x x I have to say, Saggi’s RULE! Hehehe x x Thank you for your birthday wishes.. today was awesome., even tho it rained, i was working (playing receptionist) and i had a moment of stupidity (and acted in anger) and ate too much… it was awesome 🙂
If your mum was reading your blog.. i dont think any other emotion except for pride in you would be acceptable. After reading how passionate you are and see that you are more than just a Working Girl (see i said “girl” not “lady” cos that makes us old lol)to see how you have helped people… If i had a daughter like that, i would be very proud x x

Comment by HollyInAlbury

You’re as sweet as ever Miss Holly!

You should try the special cupcakes from the cupcake shop in NewCastle… GORGEOUS they are.

I have the same problem as you though… I can’t actually get to them because I don’t live in NewCastle 😦 I do however have a gorgeous boy who delivers them fresh to me so I’ll work on him to get on a plane to deliver them fresh to you.

You never do know in this big world! We may just get them

Comment by Lucy Blake

Hello Lucy,
Someone had the hide to call you old? WTF are they on.Far to many years have past since our last meeting.

Kind Regards
Col

Comment by Colin

yerr brave bugger huh?!

Mmwaah!

Comment by Lucy Blake




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