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Nooooo I haven’t grown an extra set of balls or a peeeeenis….. heheheeee ooow I’m so fuunnnny I kill me! hehehee
No it’s not me killing me, it’s my stupid website again. I do something on a website and then 2 seconds later, I forget how to do it again. Trouble is I’m writing sites in 5 different types of software (is that what it’s called?). Has anyone ever used WordPress.org stuff? Is it just like using WordPress.com? Gotta build one in that stuff next. Anyway, so instead of it taking me 10 minutes to set up a new gallery, I’ve been at it for the last 8 hours…. but not just any gallery… a members ONLY gallery!! Pretty fancy huh?!
See I have this section on my website saying “log in” and when I got rid of it, I couldn’t get rid of the CSS for it so it left this big ugly black side hole down the left hand side of my site. It looked very stupid just sitting there and people had been joining and logging in, so I figured I should stop being a slack bugger and actually stick something in there. So I stuck a gallery 🙂 It’s the Little Red Dress Gallery – original huh!?! hehe
sneak lustful pic….
I have a real problem taking pics of myself. I’m about the least photogenic person I know and it’s dismal. Chantal (a former disappeared off the face of the planet hooker) and I use to take pics all the time. She was one of those lovely exotic woman with curvy bits in the right spots and as soon as you pulled out a camera, she’d put on a face and pose usually only a 4 year old can – you know that “ooow pictures of meeeee fuuuuuuun”!? At 5 when school hits, kids start realising what it is to be judged and lose that “oooow fuuuuun” thing.
The problem is all of my furniture is locked up in Sydney, so I have about 4 pieces of furniture including my bed, fridge, washing machine and lounge. That means I have no where to balance a camera to take pics so I have to hold it in my hand. I got in the bath tub because there is a ledge around the edge of it I could sit the camera on, but pics of me dressed in a bath tub looked to whacky even for me to pull off. Soooo yerrrrs I have to work out a way to take pictures otherwise they will all be of me squished up in a little ball trying to squish all of my vast bits into a little frame.
Anyhoooo mission accomplished and I’ll try and take some more squish pics tomorrow – hmmm might start taking one or a set for my gallery and/or calendar each day…. don’t turn blue waiting but hehehe.
So I have started the members bit but haven’t finished it by a loooooong shot so don’t kill me if you join and it’s still sucky la la in there. Grrr can’t work out how to put the name of the gallery next to the gallery like I did in the main gallery. Ooow and the other thingy has changed to – wonder how I did that.
Not sure what else I’ll plonk in there, but I’m a plonker so I’ll work something out.
Hmm wonder if I should make people pay to become members? What should I charge? hmmmm I have a thing for dried mango’s at the moment… but only one’s from Cebu. OOw ooow or I could charge a book when you come to visit… I like books too. Hmmm then again, joining a site takes 45 seconds of your life you’ll never get back, so I suppose that’ll have to be payment enough.
Anyhoo have a lovely day at work – I’m going to sit here twiddling my thumbs wondering what they’re sticking in the water supply up here to make QLD men think it’s ok to call and say to me “so you won’t have sex without a condom then?”. Dick
ps. I’m looking at Uni courses and I’m thinking about joining the dark side and doing Social Work… has anyone ever met a nice social worker who leaves people the hell alone? Me neither.. aaargh what am I going to be when I finally get my act together to grow up?! I spoke to a Job Coach who told said the fastest way for me to get a Degree is to do Social Work.. I hate them – I’ve never met a social worker that didn’t make my skin crawl – I would go as far to say I have an “issue” with them (I’d say sorry to any social workers reading this I have just offended, but I don’t like you so I wont teehehehee). God I’m going to be making $12 an hour for the rest of my life… still more than being a hooker in Brisbane pays I guess.
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