The stupid website people are still not telling me when my site will be fixed, so I’m trying to migrate my site to a new hosting company. SO they told me noooo problem we can host CMS. So I port my site and then get told “sorry we are unable to host your site because it is written using ASP”. Now I have to start building my entire site from scratch using Joomla or some other stuff. Gawd means I have to learn how to use new software and find all the modules and widgets and blah blah blaaaah. I’m totally IT incompetent, I don’t know how I pull off this website/bloggy/wikki shite.
I HAVE TO REBUILD MY ENTIRE SITE BECAUSE NO-ONE WILL HOST IT!
I want to crawl into a hole and DIE!
Still some of the Joomla skins have space scenes in them… maybe I truely and ruely will finally become an Intergalactical Princess!!
Look out the IGP is FINALLY arriving on an asteroid near you! I’m a terrible hooker anyway. I’ve lost my midas touch… all out of practice, to over practiced, lost my polish, while being to polished. I’m all awkward. There was a time I could use my electrical box with 8 attachments at once, while body sliding and bonking and kissing all at the same time. Now I kind of stick my foot in your face while sticking my finger up your butt while falling off the side of the bed with an electrocuted nipple. Have the knowledge but no grace. I’ve lost my groove – not practiced enough. Stopped hooking properly for to long. It’s all to confusing. Gotta find a new angle to match my bent angle awkward practice.
In other twisted news, I’ve also registered for a new wiki. I’m going to use Mediawiki this time and rebuild my entire wiki. Not sure if I’ve told you but I’m working somewhere for sex workers writing all of their educational info. I’ve written just over 40 fact sheets and they are AMAZING (even if I do say so myself lol) whereas my wiki is SHITE. I tried to steal the content off my wiki because it is the same sort of topic areas, but upon reading it, I quickly worked out writing a wiki at 4am is not a good look and it reads quite garbage.
I also can’t port my wiki because unless you port to a hosting company that supports your kind of wiki, you’re building from scratch again and I’m going from dekiwiki to a site that only supports MediaWiki and the only people who support DekiWiki are wanting to charge me at least US$8k a year and then I have to limit the hits to the site or they charge me more 😦 They use to be cool and civilised, then they turned all corporate pig like on me and went from free open source software to corporate pig minimum US$8k a year software. Blargh
gawd my life is all fragged up
AAARGH I FEEL SORRY FOR ME!
Oh my god I feel sick – the amount of SEO back end work I’ve done… god the links pages, the text on the site.. god all gone… Im going to vomit.
Anyhooo Lucy is on a mission to come back to an internet near you.
ps. I CAN’T BELIEVE I HAVE TO REBUILD MY ENTIRE WEBSITE FROM SCRATCH!!!! Gawd I need a ………….
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