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Yup it’s been a while since I was last here, but now I’m here and of course I have new drama. Drama drama drama. Yeaaay DRAMA!
Sooo today’s drama will be about…. ummm the Handy Man who came to visit. Yup he came to visit my apartment to service the air conditioner. I let Mr HandyMan in and off I troddled on my little trotters to work. I get home 6.5 hours later and the door handle is missing on my front door. I look through the big hole where the door handle should be and there was the HandyMan standing as still as a statue in the middle of the room staring at the roof.
I put my mouth near the hole and screamed out “BOO MR HANDYMAN WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY DOOR?!” Mr HandyMan was very upset. He said he called the real estate agent to tell them he was locked in 20 minutes after I left and they said they’d call him back but they never did.
I called the real estate to find out what the frig was going on and spoke to my unit manager chickadee. She said “OMG I totally forgot about him! I got a message just before lunch but I forgot to call him back, I’m so sorry!”.
Anyhoo the long and the short of it is Miss Real Estate called another Mr HandyMan to let the current Mr HandyMan out and to fix the lock. When I got inside I checked everything out to see what he had been doing for the last 6 hours. I walked around and around and found my ropes out and my toys reorganised. Fair enough I thought, it’s good to keep busy, but then I walked into the bathroom and found oil all over the floor.
Eeew that’s a nasty looking dildo – excuse the pic – and noooo I don’t stick it up anyone’s butt, I only have it to take pictures for my straight job with – god that sounds bad… don’t ask…
So I spent all night cleaning oil off my bathroom floor (lucky I use water soluble oil). The moral to the story is, it’s good to leave your toys out for Mr HandyMan to play with, but HIDE YOUR OIL!
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