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So I had a walk out the other day – very bad to blog about such things… not good marketing I imagine. I’m not known for doing clever things though so all good. Was the first person I was seeing in months so it was very bad. Anyhoo he used the universal boy line of “I think I’ve made a mistake, I’d like to leave and what about my money”. Very hard to keep ones composure at this stage. What do you say? “Oh sure sweetheart you’re more than welcome to leave and I’m sorry it didn’t work out, you can keep all of the cash even though we’ve been making out for 20 minutes and you booked for 3 HOURS and I turned down other bookings to be here right now and you told me you read my blog carefully and really want to see me because of my blog which is who I am in the flesh, so what’s the big horrible surprise you need to leave because of?!”. Of course all you do say is “no problem I appreciate your honesty. It’s better to be upfront about these things because it’s alot of money and I don’t want you feeling uncomfortable or ripped off in anyway. Have a lovely day bye bye”. Then you call all your hooker friends and make them tell you you’re lovely so you don’t kill yourself with self loathing for not being good enough and being rejected.
I mean why don’t men give more of an insight if they are leaving so we are able to know how to improve business and make people happier? Was it the dress? Was it I’m too fat? Was it the personality? Was it my tits aren’t big enough? What exactly was it? Means ladies have to torture themselves forever with why they are such a fuck up.
Sooo I put a page on my website up explaining EXACTLY who I am and who I’m not, who I’m suited to and who I’m not and put links to all of my ugliest advertising/true self.. like me singing on YouTube, un photoshopped pics, said what my real age is etc. I figure it’s better for all involved to have the complete picture. Once again, very bad marketing. We deal in fantasy not reality, but once again, I’m not known for doing things like everyone else does. I’ll get over it and take the page down I suppose.
I posted on an overseas womans only forum who make you feel better about life which is helpful 🙂
I even polished all of the leaves on all of my plants and got down on my hands and knees and cleaned the bathroom and kitchen floors to make sure everything was as perfect as it could be for him!… friggin fruckin… got to do more hookering so I’m not trying to make everything perfect… not being a hooker enough makes ones self esteem shrink I find… gotta quit straight job…. HATE straight job 😦 HAAAAAAAATE STRAIGHT JOB!
Oh also put up on my website I’ll only see guys 38+… guys on forums go mental with shitty posts for ladies who put 25+ only on their websites, so I can imagine how people will feel when they see 38+ eeeeck.
What else…. my mum came over because I had to put her Uni Assessment together for her. They are making her do a power point presentation and because she has never used Power Point I was suckered into it. I turned on my computer and she saw all my pics of me in my lingerie… or no lingerie… latex dresses…. latex catsuits… arrrgh she saw me in my secret hooker hero costumes!! Was all ok though because we don’t acknowledge the fact I’m a hooker out loud so I got away with it heheheee. Still never a good thing for your mother to know you own a latex catsuit even subconsciously.
She also bought me a dog! It’s not allowed to live with me, but I may let it come and visit every now and then. I think she has given up on the idea of me having a child, so now she is buying me a dog baby instead…. my poor mother heheheee. I want to call him Poppy, but my mother wont let me call a boy dog a girls name. My last cat was female and I called her a boys name, but apparently dogs go by different rules. I’ve banned her from going near the pound… she’s a little bit addicted to buying animals that are going to be murdered at the RSPCA and pounds.. wish she got me a turtle – I’ve never had one of them and they’re cute.
Hmmm what else? Ooow yerrrrs I have had stuff from my wiki published again.. I had another 8 pages published in a magazine. It would appear I’m going to start writing for this magazine each issue now which is kind of exciting. I have to change my name though so I can’t be recognised, but all good 🙂
Ooow also caught up with a friend in Queensland which was REALLY lovely. I miss talking to sex workers and woman in this industry. They really are remarkable and you can be you and say what you think and it’s just so liberating to be able to be you for a change. At straight work you can’t be you and you put a different personality on and hide who you are so you fit the desired mould/culture; the only thing family knows about you is your real name… yup other sex workers and my much loved regulars know who I really am. I escape into my regular gents and good hooker friends to be the real me.
Anyway gotta go to bed so I can get up for another day at that place,
Take care everyone and hope you’re all smiley
ps. to the people who I haven’t been answering emails in a professional manner ie. not within 12 hours, I’m so sorry. Lucy is trying hard to get her shit together and be more professional with responding to emails.
ps. here is a pic of me un-photoshopped so there is no mistakes for people thinking of booking me based on my blog alone..
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