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Ooook haven’t written for a while because life’s shit and I’m lost, but enough about that.. well maybe I’ll torture you with it later if you’re reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally lucky, but for now blow it.
To the UBER cool stuff….
I am inspired.
You HAVE TO devote some serious giggle time to this site..
Lucy says GO WRITE A MESSAGE TO THE ALIENS – I’ve read quite a few pages and haven’t seen anyone qoute a price for a good bonk, so I’m thinking of putting my website up – blimey I’ll be the first hooker in space!!
I WILL BE A REAL INTERGALACTICAL PRINCESS!!!!
Anyhooo enough of my hard on wishful thinking… here are some words of wisdom we wish to share…
MY AIM OF CONTACTING YOU IS TO SEEK YOUR ASSISTANCE IN TRANSFERRING THE SUM OF THIRTY FIVE MILLION U.S.DOLLARS OUT OF NIGERIA AND INTO YOUR TRUSTED BANK ABROAD.
We are not Borg, we are Terran. Resistance can work. Could you please assimilate us? Thx
do you want Berlusconi? You are our last chance
Scisciano (NA), Italy
Earth girls are easy!!
Brooklyn, United States
What does beer taste like on your planet?
Don’t ever party with my mate Chris. He is boring and will just go to bed!
London, United Kingdom
How come you never call anymore? and also, I tried adding you on facebook many times but had no response. If its about the drinking…I can change
Well good day sir. Can I interest you in our new, cutting-edge super-deluxe, luxury model meta-organisers for all toothpick and toothpicking related products.
Sydney, Australia (this chick should be an escort – she sure spins it like an escort)
Most of these messages are stupid. I apologize.
There is no need for further research. The science of global warming is settled. If you come here please send us lots and lots of money to offset your carbon
Mansfield Quebec, Australia
what I have learnt from these messages:
1. people from Brazil are very into God
2. people from Italy and Brazil are very friendly
3. people most want to share pizza and ice cream with aliens
4. mens most FAQs are about beer, how hot the alien chicks are and is the meaning to life 42
5. “live long and prosper” is the second most frequently stated sentiment besides “I LOVE YOU”
6. 3 most common themes are either Money, Sex, or a warning that “the Earth is F**ked so either kill us or don’t come”
7. people’s 2 most common concerns for aliens are firstly that we will kill them if they come and secondly if they speak English
8. most commonly used enticement to get aliens to come to Earth is food – cake, ice cream, beer and humans (although there are multiple warnings that humans are toxic so may cause severe diaroeha)
9. Australians are the MOST cynical people on the planet and are completely obsessed with asking aliens for money!
10. two most common requests are for aliens to come to people’s birthday parites and to bring beer, followed by ADD ME TO YOUR FACE BOOK
11. finally it would appear most people have given up on humans saving this planet and are asking the aliens to come and rescue us from ourselves.
Sooo anyhoooo live long and prosper people’s and may the force be with you,
Intergalactical Princess (IGP) Rodger Dodger over and out
(I’ve got my wings on in that pic ready to fly meeee to the mooooooooooon laaa la la la laaaaa laaaaaaaaaaaaaa) (hmmm I also have a fat butt in that pic)
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