Lucy Blake's Weblog


Hooker Boobs!

Should I?   Shouldn’t I?    Would you?!

I was having a chat to a boobilicious lady yesterday and for some reason we started talking about boobs.  I think we were talking about chicken stuffing in baked chickens at the time, so don’t ask me how they popped up, but they did!

Apparently if I get boooooobs them my life will be superber than ever. I once had a set priced, but once it was all said and done and paid for, they were going to cost me $18k and I didn’t know if I wanted to invest $18k into my chest. That and I didn’t have the $18k, but the good news is you can finance boobs. Yup that’s right people’s. If you are prepared to pay 17% in interest on $18k, you can finance your very own booblicious boobs. I sat there for hours pondering the questions “would they reposses my boobs if I didn’t make a payment on time? Would they take one at a time? Would they re-finance my boobs if I needed to take out a loan for matching butt cheek implants?” … so many questions and you’d never feel comfortable asking the pimply faced 19 year old finance company sales boy on the phone.

When it was all said and done though I thought it would be cool to have boobs for business but I never felt the need to have them in my personal life. I kind of thought I’d look at them FOREVER as the squishy snowdome souvenires that would last forever. Yup for the rest of my life, anytime I looked down I’d have a jolly suqishy reminder I was a hooker. If I wanted them for me I would have gotten them, but they were purely a work thing so I decided not to go ahead with them.

Mind you, in my first ever welfare worker job, I worked with a tranny (she’s dead now but I loved her to bits. She use to have ‘girl lessons’ once a week at work for all the tranny’s in the refuge to teach them how to be girls and she use to make me go to them – apparently I sucked at being a girl… no arguments there). Anyhow she use to have these big silicone boob implants. We use to stick a torch under them at night time on night shift at 4am which is the delirium hour and they’d look exactly like disco boobs. They’d throw the most interesting patterns all over the room!

Anyhooo the boob discussion and thoughts have happened again. I’ve weight it up again with weight being the magical word. I reckon I’m way to lazy to carry the extra weight around of fake boobs. They way a tonne they do. When I went for a boob consultation I held a pair of D’s in my hand and they were heavier than a miniature poodle! I reckon it would take me an extra 2 minutes to get to the toilet every morning… would tack on extra hours of effort to my day everyday. All in all, I think I’m to bloody lazy to have a pair of fake boobs.

So I suppose I owe you all a few boob shots… ho hum… the things we do for boys…..

Boob picture... because you earnt it by reading all of my dribble.

Boob picture... because you earnt it by reading all of my dribble.

SO there we go… to boob or not to boob? that is the question of the second… AND now back to the chicken stuffing discussion so must run…

Mmwaah!

Lucy

🙂

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10 Comments so far
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hmmm, have a personal view on this but .. the real answer is if you want them go get them. if you’re doing if for anyone else, it’s probably not worth it!

xxx
novpl
yes – i owe you a visit

Comment by novpl

don’t do it –
they look about as attractive as a hair transplant on a bloke-
and if you accidentally tipped a bucket of bleach on your head you’d look like an American porno star-
have i convinced you?

Comment by lemurhead

I did mine!! I totally recommend it to anyone who wants to be alittle bigger… best thing I ever did, but you dont reallly need to do them Lucy….yours are big enough and in proportion as they are! xx

Comment by Anonymous

Sheesh…I lend ya some

Comment by GF

Lucy please don’t do it they are perfect the way they are

Comment by Peter.88188

I agree with the other bloggers. Your boobs are more than a handful especially when your sparkling personality is added to the package:-)

Comment by Bankboy

As someone who has even less boob than you, last year I was confronted with the realisation that mine seemd suddenly to be growing! It was a client who first noticed / commented and confirmed what I was wondering. How is that possible at 31 yo?! (No, definitely not pregnant).

Anyway, blabbing…I was presented with the possibilty that I may actually grow some and…how did I feel about it? I decided absolutely that Id be running off to get a reduction :). I hate bras and can imagine no greater hell than being forced to wear one. Straight-jackets direct from “way too uncomfy” land. I also love sleeping on my stomach ;).

I definitely echo above 3 sentiments.

Comment by msSmunro

You are already stunning
5’3
Green eyes
Strawberry Blond
Why change
Full of life
Out going

Comment by Col

I agree. You don’t need anything more as they are perfect now.

Comment by Traveler

I like your boobs just the way they are. Leave them alone!

Comment by Anonymous




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